My wife doesn’t like me to stay out during late night
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My wife doesn’t like me to stay out during late night


A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.

After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, “Oh well,I better get home.

My wife doesn’t like me to stay out during late night.”

The first guy replies, “I’ll help you out of this. Just do what I say.

Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers.

Get d*wn betw*en her l*gs then l*ck, li*k and li*k for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the m*rn*ng.”

The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try.

When he got home, the house was pitch black.

He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the cove*s and proceeded to li*k for 20 minutes.

The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face.

As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the to*let.

Seeing her he screamed, “What the hell are you doing in here?!”

“Quiet!”, she exclaimed. “You’ll wake my mother.”

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