Three men were discussing at a bar –

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.

The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins”

“That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”

The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves”!!!

2nd joke: A man walks into a hamburger shop

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal.

Later, the waitress brings his meal to him.

He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger.

He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!”

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit.

He says, “That’s disgusting!”

Then the waitress says, “You think that’s disgusting you should see him make donuts.”