An old lady went to visit her dentist

Joke 1: One night a couple is in the bed

One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm…

the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry but I have an appointment with

the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh.

The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep…

Some minutes later it turns again and it unco:ve*s her wife again,

he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?

Joke 2: An old lady went to visit her dentist

An old lady went to visit her dentist.

When it was her turn she sat in the chair,

lowered her und*rp*n.ts and raised her le:gs.

The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.

“I know,” said the old lady.

“I want you to take my husband’s te*th o.u.t.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!