Driver Jokes
Well, love’ says the truckie, ‘a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there’.
Still curious the waitress asks, ‘But mate, what’s with the bloody emu?’
The truckie pauses, heaves a sigh and answers, ‘My second wish was for a tall bird with long legs and a well rounded bottom who agrees with everything I say’.
