A woman walks out of the shower
A woman walks out of the shower,
winks at her husband and says,
“I shaved down there;
you know what that means.”
The husband responds,
“Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
2nd joke: Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning:
“Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband texts back:
“Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later:
“Computer really messed up now.”