Blonde walks into a doctors office
Joke 1: An old lady goes to the doctor
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.”
The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says,
“I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.”
“Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your nose, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:
“Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts…
When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts…
When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts…
When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!”
The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken.”