Woman goes to see a gynaecologist –

Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gaspWorried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds. “Sorry, no, everything’s fine and healthy don’t worry. It’s you just have the largest vag*na I have ever seen, and I’m a gynaecologist” “Realy, is it […]

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Before His Work Christmas Party

Micaela writes a playful message on her husband Travis’ chest before he leaves for his office Christmas party, saying, “This is my husband—touch him, and you’ll pay – M.” When Travis returns home intoxicated, Micaela finds a response on the message: “Keep the change.” She laughs it off, but her curiosity grows. When she tracks […]

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A older couple is lying in bed –

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he asks. She answers back, “Because I’m dead.” The husband says, “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed together and talking to […]

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The old man says to the woman –

There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have |__ovem*king with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I’ll have lveming with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I’ll take you to […]

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An Unexpected Dinner Treat from Her Husband

At 7:30 p.m., a man invites his closest friend over for dinner—completely without warning. The Wife’s Response His friend sits silently, listening, while his wife yells without hesitation. The Flare Wife: “I’m still in my pajamas, my house is cluttered, my makeup is all over the place, and my hair isn’t done.” Not that I’m […]

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