COMICS

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the doctor.” And she said, “Why? Are you sick?” “No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.” So his wife got up out […]

Elon Musk, the 52-year-old Tesla founder and tech mogul, quietly welcomed a new member to his ever-growing family earlier this year. The baby’s mother is Shivon Zilis, the director of special projects at Neuralink Corp., another of Musk’s ventures. A private family life Musk and his partners have consistently aimed to shield their children’s lives from the public eye. This commitment to privacy was […]

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, […]

After enduring years of a marriage where Mike was fixated on wealth and material possessions, Nicole shocks everyone by willingly handing over everything in their divorce. As Mike revels in what he believes is his triumphant “win,” Nicole’s laughter subtly reveals a well-crafted plan that’s about to take shape. What Mike has yet to discover […]

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” The […]

Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.  When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange… His hilarious reply not only caught her off […]

What makes humanity going and evolving is the way we care for one another. Being there for those in need and keeping each others’ backs should be a trait shared by each and every one of us. Yet, there is this belief that men stand for men more often than it happens between women. Female […]

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Martha would say, “I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” One year Stumpy and Martha went to […]

Two wives go out for girls’ night. Mine came back with a…”- LOL “Two wives go out for girls’ night.Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave. The next […]

A businessman got on an elevator.When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.