Wife receives a divorce letter from husband –
Dear Wife, I’m writing to let you know that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve tried to be a good husband for our 7 years of marriage, but I have nothing to show for it. The past two weeks have been incredibly tough. Your boss informed me that you quit your job today, and that […]
A cat dies and goes to heaven
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says, “Say no more.” Instantly, […]
He is Risen!!! Happy Easter
Spread the love Spread the love He is Risen!!! Happy Easter!!! Multiple McDonald’s in the Middle TN region share this message. While many companies are opting to stay away from holiday-specific decorations, a Tennessee McDonald’s franchisee is embracing them.These restaurants are owned by Tony and Gina Wolfe At Christmas, their restaurants have a message that […]
The Cowboy’s Lesson in Cleanliness
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands… clear up to his elbows…. he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from […]
Three men were discussing at a bar –
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third man shouted, “Good God, I have […]
Would It Be Advisable For Me To Regret Destroying My Child’s Wedding? –
My child used to be a decent spouse and father, yet presently he betrays his significant other and doesn’t invest energy with his children. Mike demolished his relationship with Tommy’s mom, Jane, after my grandson was brought into the world with Down condition. From that point forward, he left. I figured out that he is […]
Two couples were playing cards –
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave’s wife, Sandy, was not we*ri*g any und*rwe*r! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen […]
A young lady came home from a date –
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he was an doubter. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the […]
Taylor Swift’s signed guitar bought at auction by man who immediately destroys it
A man in Texas bought a guitar said to be signed by Taylor Swift herself, but he was definitely not a Swiftie. How do I know that? Well, it was proven by just how swift he was to destroy it with a hammer. Warning: this article contains content that might upset hardcore Taylor Swift fans. […]
Boy, 7, Found Dead After Devastating Hurricane Helene — His Last Words Revealed
Hurricane Helene has taken a devastating toll, claiming at least 135 lives, with the Carolinas hardest hit. Among those lost were 7-year-old Micah Drye and his grandparents in Asheville, North Carolina. They were swept away by floodwaters after seeking refuge on a rooftop. Although Megan Drye, Micah’s mother, survived, she tragically lost her son and […]