Horse On The Phone

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.” He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last […]

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A wealthy man walked into a bar

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Bartender! I’m buying  drinks for everyone in this bar, except that woman over there!” The bartender collected the money and began serving free […]

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Quick Wit and Unexpected Outcomes

Sometimes, a clever response can lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes. These anecdotes showcase moments where quick wit turned situations around. Late one night, a husband texted his wife, asking her to wash his clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home. When there was no reply, he sent another text saying he […]

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Johnny asks the teacher

During class, the teacher noticed Johnny wasn’t paying attention. She decided to test him with a question: “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny replied, “None.” Surprised, the teacher asked, “Why?” Johnny explained, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher smiled, “No, […]

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The last hotel

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with […]

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